I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
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He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
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i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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