Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
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You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
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I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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