That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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