He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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