I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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