God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
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You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
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Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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