you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
She bit a glass in half.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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