i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
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better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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