Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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