Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
