went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
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she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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