Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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