is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
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At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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