so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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