I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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