thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
They took my balls.
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Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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