Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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