He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
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As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?