Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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