I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
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I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
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Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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