Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
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Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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