Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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