You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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