We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
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running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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