I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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