Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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