I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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