Christians are straight up FREAKS
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
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doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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