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Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
i think im in europe. pls send help
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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