doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
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I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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