party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
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i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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