How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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