The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
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Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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