your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
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His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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