She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
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In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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