Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
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so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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