you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
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I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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