What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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