Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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