I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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