The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
bring money and cleavage
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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