Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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