we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
worst night to have a conscience
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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