We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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