You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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