ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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