I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
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Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
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Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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