btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
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I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
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Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
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