dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Who died my cat blue again?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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