I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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