is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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