Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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