Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
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Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
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I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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