She is in my trunk
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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