btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
These tits shall not be calmed
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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