he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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